These are all randomly generated because I’m running on 2 hours of sleep and I’m too tired to actually replace the characters names. It’s also gonna be kinda short, sorry-
Hinata: Anyone d-
Hinata: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
Bokuto: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Kuroo: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
Bokuto: I turned out perfectly fine!
Akaashi: Bokuto, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Bokuto: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Bokuto: Okay, help me please!
Akaashi: Got two words for you.
Bokuto: I bet they won't be helpful.
Akaashi: Your problem.
Bokuto: I was right
Kindaichi: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Kunimi: I'm a knife.
Kageyama, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
Bokuto, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Akaashi, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
Yaku: Is something burning?
Kuroo: Just my love for you.
Yaku: Kuroo, the toaster is on fire.
Iwaizumi: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Oikawa: Killed without hesitation.
Atsumu: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Osamu, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Tendou: A theif.
Bokuto: I before E, except after C.
Sorry this was so short 🥲
Im gonna go to bed now, gn! <3