Chikara Ennoshita

Surprise, surprise! Today is 𝒞𝒽𝒾𝓀𝒶𝓇𝒶 𝐸𝓃𝓃𝑜𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓉𝒶's birthday!

Advanced Happy New Year to you🎆!

Good luck and wish you all the best ❤🎂🙏🏻...

I'm bored so have director Ennoshita (Ft. Bokuto ,and Yukie

Happy Birthday to the second-year, wing spiker of Karasuno.

Hinata: I just want to say... that Mrs. Bride looks beautiful today!

Crowd: Aww

Hinata: And uhm... *turns around to look at what he wrote on his palm*

Hinata, turning back around, sweating: Did I already mention that the bride looks pretty today?

Crowd: . . . .

Ennoshita, who helped Hinata practice his line for 10 times: *face palm*

Happy birthday to the second-year, wing spiker and next captain of Karasuno.

Hinata: I don't really get the terms 'canon' and 'fanon'. Can someone explain them to me?

Ennoshita: Okay, imagine Nishinoya and Tanaka standing next to Kiyoko-san.

Ennoshita: Fanon is when Kiyoko-san sends a wink at the two idiots, blow them a kiss, then walk away. Canon is when Kiyoko-san will..... walk away.

Hinata: Just... walk away?

Ennoshita: Yeah, because that's reality.

Hinata: Wow! It's concerning how specific that was!

Noya: What flat cakes do y'all prefer? Domino's or Pizza Hut?

Ennoshita: Wtf

Hinata: Y'know the Great King? Yeah, him.

Sugawara, who got it immediately: Pf-ffft-

Ennoshita:

Ennoshita: Wtf

I’m Katherine! I love Haikyū!! So pleased to make acquaintances.

I absolutely love Aran, Asahi, Noya & Chikara (Ennoshita)

Something I made of them!

I think that he is underrated and needs more attention

~Second Year Shenanigans (Tanaka, Noya, Ennoshita, Kinoshita, Narita, Rinko, Moe, and Aoki)~

Tanaka: Are you a cuddler?

Noya: I'm a machine of death and destruction.

Tanaka:

Noya: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

~~~

Rinko: How did you even get in here?

Narita: Ennoshita's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Narita's door"!

Ennoshita: I’m closing the window.

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Narita: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!

Kinoshita: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence.

Narita: Oh...

Moe, from across the room: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

~~~

Rinko: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Narita: What did you do?!

Rinko: NOBODY DIED!

Narita: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Narita: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat.

Aoki: I don’t usually eat with losers.

Narita: Neither do I but I asked you, didn’t I?

~~~

Rinko: *chokes on something*

Kinoshita: Jeez, Rinko, don't die on us.

Rinko: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the heckl I want!

~~~

Ennoshita: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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Rinko: The floor is lava!

Noya: *helps Tanaka onto the counter*

Moe: *kicks Kinoshita off the sofa*

Ennoshita: *lays on the floor*

Rinko: ...Are you okay?

Ennoshita: No.

~~~

Aoki: I know you love them.

Kinoshita: I am not in love with Narita!

Aoki, staring at Kinoshita: I never said who...

Kinoshita: *realizes*

Kinoshita: Sh*t. Well, anyways-

~~~

Ennoshita: What’s your biggest fear?

Kinoshita: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Tanaka: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Noya: Zombies.

Kinoshita: ...

Tanaka: ...

Noya: BUT they can open doors.

~~~

Tanaka, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Moe: Tea.

Tanaka: Wrong. It's coffee.

~~~

Kinoshita: I'm very scary.

Narita: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.

Kinoshita: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.

Narita: And small.

Kinoshita:

Kinoshita: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

~~~

Aoki: Ennoshita, what are you doing?

Ennoshita: Making chocolate pudding.

Aoki: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

Ennoshita: Because I've lost control of my life.

Ennoshita: Here's your pudding, Narita.

Narita: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

~~~

Ennoshita: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.

Tanaka: Well then who's is it?

Ennoshita, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

~~~

Rinko: Narita, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Narita: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

~~~

Aoki: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?

Ennoshita, watching Noya screaming, Tanaka trying to set a sleeping Narita on fire, and Kinoshita choking on air: I don't know either.

~~~

Narita: You are an absolute f**king dork.

Kinoshita, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!

Narita: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.

~~~

Kinoshita: Damn it, the printer broke while printing out Rinko's birthday invitations.

Narita: Well, what are they supposed to say?

Kinoshita: "Rinko's birthday".

Narita: So, what do they say instead?

Kinoshita: "Rinko’s bi".

Narita:

Narita: Works out either way.

~~~

Rinko: What's wrong with you?

Ennoshita: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

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Tanaka: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.

Moe: How so?

Tanaka: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

It isn't confirmed what year Aoki is in, but I headcanon that she is a second year, so that's why she's a part of these.

The random incorrect quotes generator ships NariKino lmao

This precious bean:

*SPOILERS*

Is a physical therapist- AND I NEED A THERAPIST FOR MY DEPRESSION-

So you know how a lot of the voice actors in Haikyuu!! have also voiced characters in other anime? Well, I found out that a bunch of Haikyuu!! characters have the same VAs as some characters in another of my favorite anime, IDOLiSH7. So, without further ado, here's random facts you never needed but I'm giving to you anyway:

• Tadashi Yamaguchi (HQ!!) and Tenn Kujo (i7) are both voiced by Saitou Souma

• Chikara Ennoshita (HQ!!) and Iori Izumi (i7) are both voiced by Masuda Toshiki

• Kazuhito Narita and Kawashima (both from HQ!!) and Minami Natsume (i7) are all voiced by Koutarou Nishiyama

• Yasushi Kamasaki (HQ!!) and Ryuunosuke Tsunashi (i7) are both voiced by Satou Takuya

So yeah I know no one really cares but now I just feel so happy that two of my favorite anime have some of the same voice actors because those guys are super talented. THEY CAN VOICE VOLLEYBALL BOYS AND IDOL BOYS. THAT'S TALENT, MY FRIENDS!!!