Daichi Sawamura

Surprise, surprise! Today is 𝒟𝒶𝒾𝒸𝒽𝒾 𝒮𝒶𝓌𝒶𝓂𝓊𝓇𝒶 (Karasuno High's captain)'s birthday!

Advanced New Year's Day to you 🎆!

Good luck and wish you all the best ❤🎂🙏🏻...

Hear me out🤧.

🤭🤭🤭

(For those who dunno this is Jozenji's Coach)

Happy birthday to the third-year, wing spiker and captain of Karasuno.

Just like Daichi

Y’all ever notice how in ship names whoever is probably the top goes first??? Like BOKUaka,IWAoi, DAIsuga, KUROken, and I could go on

AGFGHJDHGJKS-

LMAO

Also btw I got these from the internet so don't come at me saying these aren't mine bc I know.

IwaOi hc(s)

Whenever in a car together, Iwa ALWAYS drives, like, it's non negotiable

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They probably blast like T Swift golden era, (Songs like, wildest dreams, style, bad blood, you belong with me, we are never getting back together, blank space, look what you made me do, i knew you were trouble etc.) while driving and they both scream-sing along. But our dear, iwa-chan would never admit to it.

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Hajime has like, a LOT of beyblades and stuff from the sixth grade and Oikawa will never stop making fun of him

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Oikawa never spell correctly when he texts his IwA-cHan and, Iwa, without fail, corrects him every-single-gd-time

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Iwaizumi's style isn't that great, but it's significantly better then Oikawa's so, they factime so Oikawa can get help pick out an outfit when he has to make a good impression on people.

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The have keys to each others houses. Period.

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Iwa will suddenly spring a "cutiekawa" on tooru, and he gets flustered everytime

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They've probably seen all the monster high movies together

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No category, just random.

Kageyama could see the middle part of his hair growing up, but his hairstyle was "hot" so he always kept it, he eventually just stopped noticing it.

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Ashley is probably allergic to peanuts or something

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Noya's gums are always bleeding cause he only brushes his teeth like once a week and NEVER flosses, he is totally anti-flossing.

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It's cannon that suga likes spicy food, so he probably has one of those mini hot sauce bottles and brings it everywhere.

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Daichi gives off, has had they same loud asf dell laptop since 2007, vibes

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Noya's ambidextrous

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Folding chairs are officially banned and Karasuno high because noya and tanaka kept folding them, hitting people, and the screaming "GET REKT"

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Komori say UwU non sarcastically

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Oikawa has one of the sign things in his room where you have the letters and you put them in the slot cushion things

^^^^ these, and writes really cheesy messages

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Im reading a fanfiction on Ao3 called "(Dont) hold me (back)" (Sakuatsu, and its omegaverse) where the miya twins switch, somewhere in there atsumu says that osamu draws the onigiri miya logo on all his schoolwork and I love that

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Yamaguchi probably cracks his knuckles like, an unhealthy amount

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I'll probably do more later!

Suga's like a teacher at an elementary school and he needs a role model parent for career day, but since all the parents are busy he needs to get an outsider. Then one of his neighbor's gets robbed (rip them) and the officer in charge *surprise: its Daichi* is really nice and pretty and whatnot, suga asks him a favor "heyyy so i know we just met and i don't know you at all but mind coming with me to teach a bunch of 4th graders?". Daichi says yeah sure, so they're meeting frequently now but Suga doesn't really want their friendship to end just cuz Career day is over yk?

Suga: I miss my Daichi (´。＿。｀)

Karasuno: yes

Daichi: I am here

Suga :I can still hear him. why did you leave me with 12 kids 🤧

Kei: It was tanaka who killed him

tanaka: I WAS ON ACCIDENT

Shoyo: dad is dead 😭

Kags: Here have a meat bun...Boke ////

Shoyo: really 😲

Kags: y-yes (●'◡'●)

Kei: Look the king is going soft on us 😏

Kags: STOP CALLING ME KING

Suga: I NEED YOU BACK BABY

Daichi: I quit *walk out gym door*

Ukai: YOU CAN"T JUST QUIT

Daichi: *walk Back in* yes I can *leaves*

Noya: mom pls don't cry

Takeda: what did I walk in to

Kiyoko: Daichi funeral

Asahi: But he is not dead

Noya: Babe... stop your going make m-

Suga: BABYYYYYYYYY I MISS YOU 😭

Asahi: OMG SUGA STOP CRYING OR I GOING TO CRY

Shoyo: shhhh It going to stat

Me: we are h-

Suga: who are you?

Me: …. you hired me T_T

Suga: oh ya haha sorry pls continue

Me: We are here f-

Kuroo: Hey sorry we are late

Nekoma: yep sorry

Kai: we had to make kenma get out of his room

Me: ( 🤬 MAN THE HECK) 😁 Is there anyo-

Bokuto: HEY HEY HEY

Kuroo: Mr. CoolestMcCool

Akaashi: Pain-in-the-butt Kuroo-san

Kuroo: mean :(

Tanaka: City Boy 😒

Yamamoto:Tanaka 😒

Kuroo: Yamamoto Taketora

Yamamoto: sorry

me: mkay. ok We are here of the Death of daichi... daichi sawamura he li-

Daichi: *walk backin*I have food

Me: what kind of food?

Daichi: sweets? why?

Me: frick this suff I'm out *take the sweets* Bye 😃

kenma: Why am I here?

shoyo: kenma let go play games

kenma: ok shoyo....

Kuroo: Kenma?!?!

That all bye

Daichi: Something on your mind?

Sugawara: This party is boring.

Daichi: What-

Sugawara: Wanna leave together?

Daichi:

Daichi: This is.... my birthday party....-

Happy birthday to the third-year captain, Wing Spiker of Karasuno.

Also Happy New Year's Eve Everyone!!!

Oikawa: *knees next to iwazumi*

Oikawa: i shall save you from this cruse *leans down to kiss him*

Iwaizumi: *opens eyes and punches oikawa*

Oikawa: *screams*

Iwaizumi: WHAT THE HELL HERE YOU DOING!

Oikawa: i was gonna save you from the curse

Iwaizumi: ITS CALLED A NAP!

Police officer: im pulling you over because you're trying to fit three people on a motorcycle.

Kuroo with kenma and akaashi sitting behind kenma: wait, three?!

Officer: yes, you and the two-

Kuroo: shit bokuto fell off.

Reporter: so you wanna tell us how good parents you are?

Daichi: yes. so here's our little-

Suga: *looking around* honey?, where's our child?

Daichi: *looks around*

Daichi *panicked* oh no what do we do

Suga: *very worried almost crying*

Daichi: *looks down to his feet and pokes suga's arm* uh....honey?

Suga: yes dear?

Daichi *points down*

Suga: *relived and sweating* oh..hehe...

Suga: *looks at reporter embarrassed * please tell me you didn't record this and that if you did you will delete this right?

Reporter:

Hinata: can you please pass the salt, daddy?

Daichi: *reaches for the salt*

Kageyama: *reaches for the salt*

Tanaka: here goes.

Tsukishima: i'm surprised i wasn't thrown around this time.

Daichi: *sighing and shaking his head*

Daichi: You know what? Tanaka, I blame you for this one. And you, Nishinoya.

Noya: WHAT DID I DO??!

Daichi: I'm sure you did something.

Kageyama: YOU'RE ALWAYS LIKE THIS!

Hinata: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'I'M ALWAYS LIKE THIS'?!

Daichi, sighing: What happened this time...?

Sugawara: Apparently, they're arguing about who ate the last cookies that I gave to them.

Daichi: . . . .

Daichi: You ate the last cookies, didn't you?

Sugawara: Lmao, maybe...