Moniwa 🦙 is the most Hufflepuff captain 😍
All the sempais are nice and get along. Until Futakuchi 🦆 shows up.
🟨 Futakuchi makes friends with Aone 🧸 on the train and it takes 0.1 sec for Aone to be sorted into Hufflepuff and Futa's like "plz plz plz put me with Aone, also don't put me with Oikawa". But later on when he meets Kamachi 🦍 and fights with him he's all like "omg why don't u go to gryffindor you dumbass" and Kamachi's like "why don't YOU go to slytherin" then Moniwa shoots Aone a look and Aone nods and stops them.
Koganegawa 🐕 and Sakunami 🐩 are the cute fluffy kids
🟥 Karasuno mostly goes in Gryffindor. The top volleyball baka get Gryffindor. Daichi and Yaku-san tear out their own hair trying to control the twins 🦊🦊 Lev 🦁 and Bokuto 🦉 (at least Suga 🐇 from Hufflepuff helps out). Hinata is half-muggle and is going to be the best seeker one day. Ushiwaka 🐂 is not allowed to play seeker cause he'll go missing himself. He just breaks people's broomsticks with the dodgeball instead.
🟩 A bunch of Shiratorizawa is Slytherin mostly because of lineage. Washijo may or may not be a death eater. Tendou trolls Goshiki and Kindaichi all the time (poor Kindaichi). Semi just dresses like any regular wizard outside of school. Suna invites Osamu (Gryffindor) to study in the dorms sometimes but it becomes a mess when Atsumu comes along. Sugure 🐍 gets into duels with Kuro in the defence against dark arts class.
Oikawa 🦚 (Slytherin) keeps wanting to get revenge on Gryffindor at quidditch and Ushiwaka's like "Oikawa. You should have come to Gryffindor."
Hirugami comes from a Slytherin family who pressure him to become a death eater but he really doesn't want to. Hoshiumi tells him it's ok and he should do what he wants with his life.
🟦 There's no particular Ravenclaw school? But we have Kita-san 🐺 (prefect), Akaashi (but he watches gryffindor quidditch cause Bokuto) and Konoha, Kuro, Kenma 🐈, Kiyoko (animagus: raven), Yachi 🐿️, Tsukki, Sakusa etc. Kunimi is 🦥. Iizuna 🦦 is team captain.
Ukai-gramps 🦅 (Gryffindor) is the previous headmaster but Nekomata 🐆 (Ravenclaw) is the current one
Aone hangs out with magical beasts (they understand him)
Moniwa grows plants*
Takeda-sensei teaches magical history
Yukie 🐐 makes unlimited food (she shares apple pies with Kenma in exchange for homework help)
Tendou is divination expert
Akaashi helps out in the library
Ennoshita writes for the school paper
Sakusa creates a magic bubble around himself to repel everyone that gets close
Every year a different girl asks Oikawa to go to the ball and they all end up slapping him the face and walking out
* they smoke it in their dorms, it's called "hufflepuff" for a reason (Onagawa shows up to class stoned all the time)
I want to make team lineups but don't know the quidditch stuff too well
A bunch of these references prob come from Haikyū-bu!! everyone should read Haikyuubu
