Tendou (hair down)
Should I draw kei
Kuroo just woke up and had a nightmare about his best friend, Bokuto, leaving him for a better friend. “Ahhhh” His mom rushed in. “What’s wrong Kuroo?” Kuroo started to cry. “I had a nightmare where Bokuto left me for a better friend.” “Oh he would never do that baby.” “But what if he did.” “He wouldn’t though. And I know why.” “Why then.” “I can’t tell you.” “Why?” “Because he has to.” “Fine, I have to get ready for the practice match with him anyway.” “Ok goodbye.” “Bye momma.” He rushed out the door with his mom yelling behind him, so he stopped. “What?” “You forgot your lunch.” “Oh throw it to me.” “Ok.” She threw him the sack lunch. “Thanks” “No problem. Love you bye.” “Bye” When he got to the school he went into the changing room and saw Bokuto shirtless, and he blushed. “Why are you blushing?” “I’m not!” “Then why is your face red?” “I-” He shrugged his shoulders. “It’s hot in here.” “What do I make you feel different from before or are we still friends?” “We are friends I hope.” “What do you mean?” “I mean I feel like you are going to replace me.” “What I never would!” “Ok. C- can I hug you?” “Yea.” They hugged, and Bokuto’s skin was soft and warm and it felt nice against Kuroo. Kuroo didn’t want to let go but he knew it would be weird if he didn’t let go soon. So he let go. Which made Bokuto sad because he liked holding Kuroo close to him. “Can I tell you something Bokuto?” “Sure bro.” Kuroo started shaking and having a panic attack because he was scared of rejection. His breathing became shallow. He fell to the floor in a shaking mess. He started to cry. He couldn’t control himself. Bokuto called Kenma. `Hello? Kenma?` `Yes but this isn't Kuroo on the call with me so who is this and what is wrong with Kuroo?` `I’ll explain when you get here. We are in the changing room in the gym. Can you come?` `Yea sure I’m on my way.` `Kay.` Bokuto hung up the call. When Kenma got there. “What’s wrong?” “I- I don’t know.” Bokuto said while crying. He didn’t want to lose his best friend and crush. Kuroo started to say something. “I- love y- you Bo-bokuto.” “Shhh, shhh, shhh. You don’t have to speak if you don’t want to.” Bokuto said. “I just wanted to tell you that. I just wanted to say I love you Bokuto.” And that really is all he wanted to say. “I- I don’t know what to say except I love you too.” “Really.” “Yea Why?” Kuroo jumped off the floor and kissed Bokuto. “I love you Mr. Owl.” “I love you too Mr. Kitty Cat.” With that they went to practice after they changed into their jerseys. Kenma walked in and got sad when he saw them goofing around and kissing each other. Kenma also likes Kuroo. He ran away crying because he wanted Kuroo to be his. Kuroo was too busy paying attention to Bokuto and he didn’t even notice Kenma had been there. Kenma decided to vent to Hinata who was single and likes Kenma and Kei. `Sho?` `No this is Kei. What do you need? Sho is sleeping.` `Why is he at your house?` `He stayed the night. Is that bad?` `No. Just wondering why he would be with a salty person like you.` `I don’t even know why he wanted to stay the night.` `Well can you have him call back when he wakes up?` `Yeah sure.` `Okay but you do know I care about you right? You can vent to me. I hope you know that. Because I may be salty but I love you Kenma.` `WHAT!` `Yeah I love you Kenma.` `Oh Okay.` `Well bye` `Bye` Kenma then decided to call Kiyoko who always has really good advice on everything. Kiyoko was hanging out with her girlfriend, Yachi. `Hello? Who is this?` `It’s Kenma. I need some advice. Can I come over?` `Yea but Yachi is here. Is that fine?` `Yeah bye I’m on my way.` `Kay bye.` When Kenma got to Kiyoko’s he started to cry. “What’s wrong?” “Well a lot is wrong. Both my crushes are now taken.” “Who are they?” “Shoyo and Kuroo.” “Really Kuroo?” “Yea why? What’s wrong with him?” “Oh nothing, I just would never like him.” “Probably because you a lesbian?” “Yea that is true.” After talking about it for a while Kenma started to feel better. “I’m gonna go talk to Shoyo now.” “Ok.” After Kenma left he got a call from Shoyo. `Hello?` `Hey! Kei said you needed to talk to me earlier?` `Yea I did but not now.` `Oh ok. Bye then.` `Bye.` When Kenma got home he went to bed. It was midnight and Kuroo and Bokuto were still practicing. “We should probably go home but I don’t want you to take the bus at night, Bokuto.” “Ok can I stay at your house?” “yea sure.” When they got to Kuroo’s house Kuroo texted Kenma. -Hey, what are you doing? Do you want to come over for a sleepover with me and Bokuto?- He got no response but was left on read. “Hmm that’s weird.” “What’s weird babe?” “Kenma didn’t respond.” “Oh is he usually awake right now?” “Yea he’s usually playing video games right now.” “Oh maybe I can text him although I don’t have his number.” “I’ll give it to you.” “Ok What is it?” “It is 123-***-****” “Ok thank you.” -Hey kenma.- -Who is this?- Bokuto Why?- -You have been blocked by this number.- “He blocked me.” “Is he mad at us?” “I don’t know.” “I’m going over there right now.” “Ok bye.” Bokuto gave Kuroo a kiss on the cheek. Kuroo left for kenmas. When he got there he knocked on the door. Kenma opened the door and slammed it shut when he saw Kuroo. But Kuroo stuck his foot in the door before it closed. “Can I talk to you?” “Fine you're not gonna go unless I let you talk.” “Yup.” Kenma let Kuroo in. “Why are you mad at me?” “Because I love you.” “What? Why me? Why do you like me? I am a horrible person. I can’t do anything right and I am menatlly unstable. Can’t you just be happy for me for once?” “I-” Kenma started to cry. “I am sorry.” He cried harder and texted Kei when Kuroo stormed out of the house. -Yea? Kenma what’s up? Why are you texting me this late?- -Kuroo just came by.- -Why is that bad? Don’t you like him?- -Well yea. But now he’s dating Bokuto and I just want a lover.- -I- I can be your lover. If you're fine with that?- -Well I don’t know you that well so we’d have to go on a couple dates first.- -Ok Well I’m gonna go to bed bye Kenken- -Bye Tsuki- When Kuroo got home he found Bokuto asleep on the couch. So he woke him up. “Huh what?” “You know you can sleep in my bed with me right?” “No I didn’t but ok let’s do that because your couch is uncomfortable.” “Ok let’s go.” They went up the stairs to Kuroo’s room and got into bed. Kuroo got cold around 3am so he decided to cuddle with Bokuto.
his favorite season is winter because his freckles fade (;-;)
his favorite holiday is Christmas because he gets to give tsukki gifts and see all his friends excited and happy
he would have all of the Woman dance memorized and do it whenever it came on in the car (sometimes he would annoy tsukki if they were driving together)
Yamaguchi really wants to dress in a punk or goth style but is scared he'd be bullied for it
he's watched glee 3 times, forcing Tsukki to watch it with him at least once (and tsukki never admitted it but he liked it)
he's watched yuri on ice at least 23 times
he collects stickers. it doesn't matter what kind of sticker- he just collects them and has a box full of them
he tried learning English at one point after watching glee so now he speaks conversational English, but still struggles with the alphabet
he and tsukki study together all the time, and sometimes they fall asleep and end up in awkward positions tied together with each other
yama eats tsukkis french fries when they go out to eat
Mainly stuff about Tsukki and Yams. Turns out Tsukki thinks that Karasuno is inferior to the others, like why keep trying if they're just gonna lose one day? And Yams had bullies before (I'm gonna find them, I just wanna talk 😀🔪), and Tsukki stopped them in a way. Then, Yams tried to slap some sense into Tsukki, and even grabbed him by the shirt! Oh boy, I wonder what's in store next.
who made this and why did they think that people would be fine with this listing
read the article first and then scroll down
asahi is hated because of his insecurity and anxiety? no f###ing way. this is something that everyone experiences and it is natural, nobody should get hate for it.
tsukishima was made to be the '' rude '' character he is, nevertheless, people have made him seem more meaner then he already is on ao3 fics--remember that tsukishima would never say '' shut the f##k up '' to his upperclassmen of all people. though, tsukishima's personality did get better so he is not much of an asshole.
washijo? what? i have never seen any hate against this guy.
'' isn’t there the obvious option of keeping quiet unless it’s necessary to speak? '' bro what the actual fu--
the osamu one makes sense, yeah, but i don't think he is that hated
i have mixed feelings about the yachi one
the yamaguchi one makes no sense? so are they saying that yamaguchi is a nobody? eh?
i'm getting tired of the oikawa hate, come on, this isn't 2015 where shaming a fake anime character is considered normal
atsumu is a volleyball freak that gets into the volleyball thing so intensely that sometimes it is basically his oxygen, while he is in that mental state he might say some crazy things.
also what are his toxic traits? yeah, selfishness is fine depending on the occasion, but i do not think that atsumu has crossed the line with that before, same as his self-centeredness.
i see him as a calm-chaotic character who can be sometimes calm but be chaotic in the next second
i honestly do not know how to defend daishō...most of it is correct but i think the hate for him has died down, though most of the things stated are bul###it to me
in spite of all of this, i think this person has watched haikyū the '' wrong way '' if you know what i mean.
(been a while since i've logged onto here, i've been travelling korea--no, i'm not korean but i've picked up some words; my idiotic self also learned that there is also korean anime, and i have always thought that there is only japanese anime. i saw the haikyuu manga translated to korean and i wished i took a picture of that in the shop. )
~First Year Shenanigans (Hinata, Kageyama, Tsukki, Yamaguchi, Yachi, Watabe, and Sakurai [OC])~
Hinata, after having a nosebleed: Welp. Time to wash the blood off my hands.
Yamaguchi: Guys, I didn’t memorize my lines!
Sakurai: Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb as f**k!
*During the play*
Tsukki: Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts?
Yamaguchi: W-what’re donuts?
Hinata: How late were you up last night?
Sakurai & Watabe, in tandem: Me?
Hinata: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Hinata, to Yamaguchi: You.
Sakurai: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Watabe, in another room with Kageyama: Why can I hear screeching?
Hinata: Do you have any idea what you’re doing?
Kageyama: Why start now?
Kageyama: sSSSHOOT- I BURNT MY LIP-
Yachi: ...Why the f**k would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??
Kageyama: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!
Kageyama: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.
Watabe: Nice rock.
Yamaguchi: Thanks, Tsukki gave it to me.
Tsukki: I threw it at you!
Yamaguchi: Aren't they the sweetest?
Yachi: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds.
Yamaguchi: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?
Tsukki: There was a motor close to where I am right now.
Yachi: A motor- a motorcycle?
Tsukki: Oh sorry, a murder.
Sakurai: That escalated quickly.
Watabe: I'm bored.
Tsukki: Wanna commit first degree murder?
Yamaguchi, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Hinata down!!
Watabe, Entering Tsukki's room: Sakurai did it again.
Tsukki: Peace disturbance?
Watabe: What no-
Watabe: NO, JEEZ, HOW MANY-
Tsukki: uh....Attempted murder?
Watabe: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
Watabe: I am in charge of this disaster!
Sakurai: I have a name, you know.
Watabe: Yamaguchi's first detention, I'm so proud.
Yachi: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?
Tsukki: Because they're an idiot.
Sakurai, terrified: They can do that??
Hinata: Can you cut me some slack, Kageyama? I’m sort of in love.
Kageyama: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Hinata: I’m in love with you.
Kageyama: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
Hinata: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?
Sakurai: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.
Hinata: Okay yeah thanks Sakurai, that's great but WHERE'S THE F**KING FIRST AID KIT?
Hinata: We have a problem.
Sakurai: Let me guess, you caused it?
Tsukki: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Yamaguchi: And it's another Tuesday, your point?
Kageyama: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.
Yachi: If you mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.
Kageyama: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Yamaguchi: You and me!
Kageyama: *tearing up* Ok.
Tsukki: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?
Watabe: Dorito’s cool ranch.
Tsukki: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.
Watabe: I love that song.
Sakurai, helping Kageyama before his date with Hinata: Remember, Kageyama, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Kageyama: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.
Yachi: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?
Sakurai: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest sh*t sometimes.
Kageyama: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?
Sakurai: Disturbing the peace.
Yamaguchi: Aggravated assault.
Watabe: All of the above. In that order, probably.
Tsukki, excitedly: Heeyy!!
Hinata: Hey, someone's excited.
Kageyama, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick.
I headcanon that Watabe (Karasuno Girls' team libero) is a first year so that's why she's included here.
Fun fact: Sakurai ( my Haikyuu OC/self-insert) is Mexican and speaks Spanish. So I had a hard time calming down after the soy milk quote.
These were also all randomly generated. Makes it even funnier to be honest.
I'm also trying to do something to revive the wiki. This place has been dead all week.
it's 04:06 at sunrise; why did i do this
100% certified trash art-work