*Oikawa sends more than 5 messages in a row*
Iwaizumi: I ain’t reading all that.
Iwaizumi: I’m happy for you tho.
Iwaizumi: Or sorry that happened.
Suna: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.
Osamu: But ya' didn't!
Osamu to Suna: We smell of sweat and loss.
Asahi: Ennoshita got into a fight.
Daichi: That’s bad.
Daichi:
Daichi: Did they win?
*post-time skip*
Kenma & Kuroo: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Kenma: We need an adult!
Kuroo: Kenma, you are an adult!
Kenma: We need an adultier adult! Get Ennoshita!
Goshiki: All of a sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.
Terushima and Hinata: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other*
Kita:
Aran, exasperatedly: We have a guest.
Hirugami: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?"
Ennoshita: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name.
Tsukishima: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"
Inuoka: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! :)
Taketora: I forgot I was doing a test.
Yaku: Taketora.
Taketora: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny...
Yaku: Taketora.
Goshiki: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out.
Akaashi: F*cking Atsumu and Osamu were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.
Yachi: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.
Oikawa: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?
Kenma: You... you said I could trust you!!
Kenma: You said you were a GAMER!!!
Suna: Kenma... I only play mobile games.
Kenma: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*The K squad hanging out*
Kageyama: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Kenma: IT.
Kinoshita: Annabelle.
Kindaichi: Paranormal Activity.
Kyotani: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
Sakusa: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Taketora: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Lev: Meet me in Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Nishinoya: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Akaashi: What the f*ck is wrong with you people.
Kindaichi: I just ended a five year relationship.
Bokuto: Oh no, are you okay?
Kindaichi: It's okay, it wasn't mine.