All posts by Flarelle

hey so i realised there was some confusion regarding the haikyuu poetry contest

sukie and i spoke a little and decided to do seperate divisions for crack and actual poetry

each division has 10 slots:

u can apply in the comments like this:

name: sukie

division: crack

used characters/ troupes: kuroo/kenma

crack is as in non srs and for fun, like my hinata harem poem

（will @ u over here)

Crack:

1:

2:

3:

4:

5:

6:

7:

8:

9：

10：

Srs poetry:

1:

2:

3:

4:

5:

6:

7:

8:

9:

10:

Rewards for #1 and #2:

Fanfic writing them into the haikyuu world (any troupe u want)

disclaimer: this is all purely for some laughs and for fun, so pls dont take it too srsly and to show off some of ur works

All original (hopefully)

@Azrixlle

Kenma: no no come here let me heal u

Hinata: *snuggles closer to kenken* there

Kenma:..

Kenma: i meant in the game, ur character is dying but

kenma: this is also fine

Tsuki: but all i did was to say that and you-

Yams: tsukkishima kei

Tsuki: yes your highness i have sinned

Kuroo: thou shan't worry for thy, hasth arrivedth! i shall save thee from this monstrosity of shrek hulk unicorn!

Kenma: and this is why i never let u be healer

Akaashi: i think i can take u out

Bokuto: OHOHO IN A FIGHT?

Akaashi:

Bokuto: in a fight right..

couldnt think anymore el o el

@Mysteryflight @Azrixlle

today's escape from reality ahem no- fanfic:

suzumeda x shirofuku <3

over text:

Yukie: kaoriiii

Kaori: yukie-san its 4 in the morning

Yukie: oh i didnt realise hehe

Kaori: u need to sleep, yukie-san, we are going to have a loong bus ride tomorrow

Yukie: i knoww buuttttt

Kaori: uve run out of snacks?

Yukie: ehehheeheh maybeee

Kaori: im not bringing the 'secret stash' for u

Yukie: pleaaaseeee kaori-chan <3 ill treat u to some ice cream there!

When suzumeda saw how loosely yukie referred to her as and the heart, she felt the tiniest flutter in her heart for the first time in all two years of texting yukie. She shook her head and continued.

Kaori: fine, only for the ice cream

Yukie: yay! ty ty kaorii-chaan! ill stop bothering u now~

Kaori: good bye

Yukie: byeee

Suzumeda sighed as she dropped her phone on the beside table and flopped back down into bed, the fluttering sensation still in her heart.

The next morning.

"yukie! over here!" suzumeda waved frantically at the wandering girl in the distance. The two respondible managers of fukurodani decided to arrive earlier to do a double check on the equipment.

Yukie nodded and strode over hurriedly.

Finally, after half an hour, the duo made sure everything was in shape and the club members were all present, they boarded the bus, greeting the cool aircon after being stuck outside under the summer sun.

Suzumeda slipped into the bus seat, the one near the window as bokuto-san and yukie exchanged a conversation on none other than food.

As akaashi and konoha dragged bokuto back to his seat, yukie finally sat down.

"Kaoriii, don't you have something for meee?" Yukie winked at suzumeda as she fastened her seat belt and looked expectantly at her.

Sighing, suzumeda pulled out an exploding plastic bag out of her bag that filled up 90% of it. "Here you go, don't finish it too fast"

Yukie smiled and wrapped her hands around suzumeda, "thank you kaorii-chan!!" as she quickly opened the plastic bag to reveal a variety of snacks.

Suzumeda blushed in spite of herself and nodded, "glad you like it"

After an hour of her and yukie trying to force sugar away from a way to high bokuto-san, both grew weary, but not as bad as akaashi, of course. He looked like he was about to throw up and fly out the bus to mutate into a seal with wings and hide in antartica forever.

"Ah, I'm so tired, yukie, how did bokuto-san even get candies? I thought akaashi-kun always kept it away from him did yo-" Suzumeda was ranting away when she did not realise her listener, yukie was fast asleep.

Her head slowly slid down and plopped comfortably onto suzumeda's shoulder.

"AhH?" suzumeda immediately became wide-awake as she stared at the girl snoring away soundly.

Onsidwnciwoebvievbeiwb her face flushed as she turned to konoha behind who only avoided her cry for help and whistled quietly.

This is too long, i shall stop now

pt2?

Just your friendly neighbourhood non stalker reporter here

Wanted to touch on the hinata harem

That stuff scares me like more then The Shining

Hmm we shld write a poem on that

Idk

So the hinata harem

It's like the third biggest harem i know biggest obvi y/n lol

And like idk y but some of the (disclaimer: THIS IS AN EXAMPLE WHATEVER U SHIP THAT ISNT ILLEGAL I STILL LOVE U) tsukkihina shippers would go again hmm idk kurohina, kagehina(<3), kenhina(<3)

LETS JUST BE MULTISHIPPERS AND NOT HATE ON OTHER PPL

Thank you for reading

Crack poem:

The hinata harem

Scares me more than wolfsbane rum

Its so weird

Like guacamole

But guacamole is ok

Hinata harem weird ppl are not

AwogaAwoga

Aoba Johsai

Kinoshita: i dont think coach ukai even knows who i am

Noya: no! that's not true!

Kinoshita: watch

*breaks window aggressively*

Keishin: WHO BROKE THE WINDOW?!

Kinoshita: Kinoshita!

Keishin:....who....?

Noya:

Noya: i can breath underwater!

Ennoshita: no you cant

Noya: *places water bottle above his head*

Noya: yes i can!

Ennoshita:

Akaashi: Why do you like Disney so much, Bokuto-san?

Bokuto: Well, it's always been my dream...

Akaashi: Becoming a Disney animator?

Bokuto: Becoming a Disney princess.

Yamaguchi: Happy birthday to you,

Tsukishima: You still haven't grew,

Hinata: I'm sure you will soon,

Kageyama: When you're a hundred and two.

Noya:*later*

Daichi: Noya have you seen the first years?

Noya, casually hiding bits of rope: Nope.

Iwaizumi: Why is Oikawa crying?

Ushijima: He took one of those, 'which Haikyuu team should you be on' quizzes...

Iwaizumi: what team did he get?

Ushijima: Shiratorizawa...

Bokuto: Akaashi! I love-

Akaashi, internally: M E.

Bokuto: Your-

Akaashi: MY F A C E.

Bokuto: Tosses.

Akaashi: *sighs*

The rest of Fukurodani: *sighs*

Akaashi: Thanks, Bokuto-san.

Sakusa: The power went out...

Atsumu: Don't worry, I got this.

Atsumu: *shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*

Sakusa: What-

Atsumu: I swallowed a flashlight.

Sakusa, on the verge of a cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU-

(this one also works with noya and suga i think ahhahshhs)

Kenma: Do you think I'm a bad friend, Kyle?

Kuroo: My name is Kuroo.

Noya: If a toy dies in Toy Story, the other toys have to watch the kid play with a corpse.

Daichi: Aaaaaand there goes my day.

Osamu: *taps table*

Atsumu: *taps back*

Suna: What are they doing?

Kita: They learned Morse code.

Osamu: *taps again*

Atsumu: *standing up abruptly* SAY THAT TO MY FACE!!!

Kuroo: How do I look?

Akaashi: With your eyes.

Kuroo: No, I mean, good, nice, pretty, et cetera.

Akaashi: Et cetera.

Kuroo: you have to start taking volleyball more seriously

Bokuto: yes what he said

Tsukki: it's just a clu-

*ice cream van music*

Kuroo: ICE CREAM?

Bokuto: LET'S GOO

Tsukki:

Hinata on facebook: today i was at the mall, this girl saw me and clicked her fingers and told her friend: Oh yeah I need to buy SHORTbread

Tsukki: lmao at least you didn't have yamaguchi see you a the mall and immediately gasp: salt! before running back into the market.

Narita: i had someone look at me and say: i need to buy eggs!

Everyone: who tf r u

Narita:

Everyone: OHH

Interviewer: So what got you into volleyball?

Hinata: I got hit by a ball in the face. But when I felt the pain I realized that I liked it.

Akaashi: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Tsukishima: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Kenma: Kuroo tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Kuroo: Excuse me, I lost my cat. Can I make an announcement?

Store Clerk: Of course!

Kuroo: *leans into the mic* ᵐᵉᵒʷ

Bokuto: I have to go now.

Akaashi: Wait, you're forgetting something.

Bokuto: Oh right. *kisses Akaashi's forehead* Bye now!

Akaashi, blushing: I was talking about your bag... ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ

Hinata after getting injured in volleyball: hi kenma!

Kenma: how's your injury, shoyo?

Hinata: uhm that's kinda weird but it's doing fine I guess

Kenma: no like how is it healing

Hinata:

kenma: