After a few days
Bokuto: AGAAAAAAAAAAAASHIIIIIII
Akaashi: yes bokuto-san
Bokuto: THERE ARE THREE EGGS IN MY FRIDGE
Akaashi: Oh uh well...Idk what's the problem?
Bokuto: I don't eat eggs!!!!!!!!!
Akaashi: ok then throw them away?
Bokuto: AKAASHI IF I TOUCH THEM I DIE
Akaashi: bokuto-san no you don't you're not allergic to eggs
Bokuto: I KNOW THAT AKAASHI BUT PLS COME TAKE THEM
Akaashi: NO BOKUTO PLS JUST THROW THEM
Bokuto: AKAASHI BYE
Bokuto calls the cops
Cop: 911 what's your emergency
Bokuto: THERE IS 3 EGGS IN MY FRIDGE
Cop: sir I said what is ur emergency not what do you have in your fridge
Bokuto: THAT IS AN EMERGENCY
Cop: why is that?
Bokuto: BECAUSE I DON"T EAT EGGS
She hung upon him as he cried in his kitchen