To be honest, I have no idea why you're here... but now that you are, you can hear me rant about Inarizaki! How exciting right?
Anyways, most of you cultured ones out there think of Inarizaki as pretty much amazing. BUT FOR SOME OF YOU (i see you, don't even try to hide), Inarizaki isn't the best. Now, I'm here to change that i̶n̶c̶o̶r̶r̶e̶c̶t̶ opinion.
Look, I know you're probably thinking "Oh no, not another one of those stupid Miya simps I swear to god" JUST WAIT. LIKE YES I AM A SIMP BUT THERE'S MORE I PROMISE. Now that I have your attention, let's discuss this like civil people (yelling at you until you admit your wrong sounds more appealing but I gotta be a good kid yk).
Inarizaki isn't just a team full of hot guys (though they kinda are), they're actually really good a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶o̶t̶.
Atsumu is a godly setter who uses 10 fingers 😨😨😨. His sets are supposedly easy to hit and apparently if you can't hit them you're considered trash LIKE BACK OFF MY BOY 'SAMU WILL YOU- Anyways. He's actually a really good player although I'm sure he pisses plenty of people off. And plus, everyone pisses someone off at one point. I piss people off, I've been told that many times, but honestly. Who cares? He tries his best so i̶f̶ ̶i̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶r̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶c̶r̶i̶t̶i̶c̶i̶z̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶ ̶I̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶k̶n̶e̶e̶s̶ you should respect that.
Oh, and his twin. The hotter twin I mean. I see so many things saying Osamu is a violent a-hole and I'd like to give those people some advice. Call him that again and I won't be afraid 🙂🔪. He's so overshadowed by Atsumu it's sad- He's a great player too AND HE LOVES FOOD SO THAT'S A PLUS- Yeah, he quit. Why'd he quit? FOR FOOD. IT'S A GREAT REASON IF I'M BEING HONEST- Plus he keeps Atsumu in his place, usually by kicking him but we don't talk about that. Point is, he's even hotter than 'Tsumu and deserves way more love-
Kita? Okay, there's really nothing to say. If you hate Kita, you have issues dude. He's so responsible and cute and SHBLDFGD IM GETTING OFF-TOPIC- It's just he's actually really important to the team and gets overlooked a lot. Process over results, people, PROCESS OVER RESULTS-
Oh and Suna. How can you even hate this boy? LIKE HIS SPIKES ARE ALL LIKE WHAM AND THEN BOOM AND I'M JUST WATCHING LIKE WOAH AND- and he's just pretty awesome. Sure, he looks like he couldn't care less, but he also looks good so it evens out 😉. He's actually a good player though, I won't deny that. His spikes are all MAGICAL AND STUFF AND- Just worship this guy for me please-
Then there's Aran. He's way too underrated I swear- he's the ACE and gets like no attention. Plus, he has the "cool foreign name" remember? He has a great relationship with all the other players and I think he's pretty important. I usually can't find any info on this guy and it kills me- I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT INARIZAKI SO GIVE ME MY INFORMATION GOOGLE YOU LITTLE-
So, uhm, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. If you still won't accept the truth, then s̶c̶r̶e̶w̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ I respect that. If you finally (or already 💖) accepted it, THEN CONGRATS YOU'RE CULTURED MY MAN- Anyways, feel free to ping me or message me on my message wall if you disagree a̶n̶d̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶n̶a̶ ̶t̶h̶r̶o̶w̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶n̶d̶s̶.